Advice to NYC tourists

I'm on the subway looking at a man with a t-shirt in a foreign language, a Metropolitan Museum visitors pin, a fanny pack, a man purse, a Canon G11 camera, and an FAO Schwartz shopping bag. I want to take a picture but that would be rude. Anyway, the advice: Don't do this to yourself! You're a walking target! This is one of the safest big cities in the world, but come on. You should try and be a little discreet that you're from out of town, and at least put you camera in your pocket, not dangling around your neck.

Sheesh, people worry me.